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upon receiving news that new balance does not sponsor, jose goes for plan b:

  • jose: so. given youre gringa. i will get you all the NB shoes you want if you marry me
  • jose: and...
  • jose: AND
  • jose: you still get to have sex with B
  • eboogie80: hahahahah
  • jose: that sound slike a deal to me if there ever was one
  • eboogie80: marry you, mate with another
  • eboogie80: yeah, but id still be married to you
  • eboogie80: who wants that?
  • jose: who cares, its win win
  • eboogie80: survey says...
  • eboogie80: ERR
  • jose: PLUS
  • jose: youd get to move to bahstahn
  • jose: i come with many perks
  • jose: hahah
  • eboogie80: haha
  • eboogie80: yeha but id have to LIVE with you
  • eboogie80: no way jose
  • eboogie80: no can do
  • jose: if megan can do it, you can do it
  • jose: plus, someone has to enforce the cleanliness
  • eboogie80: ha
  • jose: eh im just pissed. mostly because i dont know what the reasons behind not-sponsoring are
  • jose: not knowing sucks.
  • eboogie80: its a good question to ask
  • jose: i feel like a burned lover
  • eboogie80: maybe you should call the headquarters and disguise your voice and ask them
  • jose: haha
  • jose: well. you can say goodbye to your shoe hookups then
  • jose: the only lead i have left wouldnt benefit you
  • eboogie80: why? is it designing jock straps?
  • jose: lol
  • 4 years ago
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