we really are mature. seriously...not really.

  • eboogie80 = me
  • brandon = significant other
  • eboogie80: thought youd like to know that im literally about to call wonder woman
  • brandon: NO WAY!!!
  • eboogie80: WAY
  • brandon: I DON’T BELIEVE YOU!!!
  • eboogie80: like i have her home and her cell phone
  • eboogie80: right in front of me
  • brandon: SHUT YOUR MOUTH
  • eboogie80: im serious hahahah
  • brandon: can you get me a picture w/ her?
  • eboogie80: she was apparently one of the founders of the national race
  • eboogie80: if you come to dc, ill try
  • brandon: oh yeah? that’s cool
  • eboogie80: yeah
  • brandon: ugh
  • brandon: well, you get a picture w/ her
  • eboogie80: and i have to call to make sure she has everything she needs for next week
  • eboogie80: dude
  • eboogie80: im gonna be totally geekin. i get to meet gabrielle union cynthia nixon AND wonder woman
  • eboogie80: wonder woman is my fav tho
  • brandon: I DON’T ASK YOU FOR MUCH. JUST GET A PICTURE W/ HER AND THEN WE CAN PHOTOSHOP YOU OUT AND ME IN…..GEEZ….WHY MUST YOU MAKE THINGS SO DIFFICULT????
  • brandon: no, that’s cool though
  • eboogie80: your head on my body
  • brandon: exactly
  • eboogie80: any case, ill let you get back to work while i call wonder woman and chat it up with her
  • eboogie80: see how the fam is doing
  • brandon: jealous
  • eboogie80: ask her if she found her invisible plane
  • eboogie80: bc sometimes i bet thats tricky
  • brandon: ask her if she’ll fly it to the race
  • eboogie80: haha
  • brandon: she forgets where she parked it
  • eboogie80: haha! yes!
  • eboogie80: xo
  • brandon: do you think she has a clicker for it?
  • eboogie80: she might even have a club
  • eboogie80: bc you know peeps are gonna want to steal it
  • eboogie80: can never be too safe
  • brandon: is the club invisible too
  • brandon: ?
  • eboogie80: well how would she find that too
  • eboogie80: like
  • eboogie80: if she had a clicker would there be a little blinking red light on the dash?
  • brandon: yes
  • brandon: duh
  • eboogie80: does the invisible plane have windows?
  • brandon: doubt it
  • brandon: does it need radar?
  • eboogie80: well…
  • eboogie80: how else is she gonna know where the enemy is
  • eboogie80: oh…
  • eboogie80: wait
  • eboogie80: its invisible
  • eboogie80: i still say yes
  • brandon: you obviously know nothing about aviation
  • eboogie80: whatever
  • brandon: lol
  • eboogie80: like you know
  • brandon: please. I’ve had many a model planes growing up
  • eboogie80: NOT INVISIBLE
  • eboogie80: NOT LIKE WONDER WOMANS
  • brandon: you don’t know
  • eboogie80: i do know
  • brandon: I could only get the invisible ones half done. I’d drop a piece in the carpet and you know….good luck finding it
  • eboogie80: i cant believe you had a wonder woman playset
  • and after convos like this, i heart him more and more every single day.</sapfest>