December 2008
6 posts
text msg convo between my 14 year old niece and i
niece: do you like hippos?
me: only if theyre alive and come with their own pond.
niece: ok
me: actually, i know what you can get me for xmas! out of debt!
niece: thats impossible!
me: i know, thats why im asking for it for xmas!
niece: if thats the case, then ill get you outta debt if you buy me an ipod touch.
me: who is this? are you texting the right person?
niece: yes, im texting aunt-e. is it a deal?
me: huh? i cant hear you. the text keeps breaking up. hellooooooo?
niece: of course you cant hear me, its a text.
genius!
i find this funny. if you dont, then you have a black heart. or you just dont know how to take a joke. stop taking things so seriously. geez. :)
(via missbehave)
best craigslist ad ever!
NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County )
Reply to: sale-926508578@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-11-19, 10:04PM MST
OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for
purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was
possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow,
this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just...
