March 2009
1 post
if the domain of this site is any indication of...
then its going to be a while before i figure out wtf im going to do with it.
le sigh.
January 2009
6 posts
icantdeci.de →
waaaaayyyyy over-qualified for this. they should... →
Watch2008 was filled with many positive things. yes, there were some negative aspects to the year, but overall, 2008 was pretty fucking awesome. i put together a photo montage of the particular events from 2008 that mean the most to me. goodbye 2008. hello the future - 2009! enjoy.
December 2008
6 posts
text msg convo between my 14 year old niece and i
niece: do you like hippos?
me: only if theyre alive and come with their own pond.
niece: ok
me: actually, i know what you can get me for xmas! out of debt!
niece: thats impossible!
me: i know, thats why im asking for it for xmas!
niece: if thats the case, then ill get you outta debt if you buy me an ipod touch.
me: who is this? are you texting the right person?
niece: yes, im texting aunt-e. is it a deal?
me: huh? i cant hear you. the text keeps breaking up. hellooooooo?
niece: of course you cant hear me, its a text.
genius!
i find this funny. if you dont, then you have a black heart. or you just dont know how to take a joke. stop taking things so seriously. geez. :)
(via missbehave)
best craigslist ad ever!
NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County )
Reply to: sale-926508578@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-11-19, 10:04PM MST
OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for
purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was
possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow,
this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just...
November 2008
2 posts
October 2008
3 posts
Watchim sure most people are feeling this way. shoot, this is exactly how im feeling about this whole election shiz. ugh. via YesButNoButYes
only tourists call it "hotlanta"
to start my book that you are about to read, that pic wasnt taken by me. however, i wasnt given the chance to take a pic of the above sign, so i felt the need to show you what you see when you are approaching downtown atlanta from the south. some of you have never been there, and yall need to see the goods! and yes, the billboard is real. jermaine dupre thought it was really necessary to...
September 2008
3 posts
its a sad day. i heart meridian room. :tear: →
and i ask the city of dallas, "why?"
North Central’s New Look? Maybe. Very Dallas, Though. Lots of Silver and Gold. Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 08:00:53 AM One more time, the city council’s Transportation & Environment Committee will discuss the landscaping along North Central Expressway, specifically between Woodall Rogers Freeway and Mockingbird Lane. Only, before the Texas Department of Transportation — and its...
someone get these for me now! →
August 2008
10 posts
Muxtape: Muxtape Getting Eaten By RIAA →
in my defense, im usually wearing heels when i...
a good friend of mine came to stay with me for a few days bc she and her boyfriend broke up. she is in the process of getting another apartment and her soon-to-be roommate needed her current place to herself. so, she stayed with me for a few days, and this is the dialogue b and i had on the phone regarding her thank you letter.
ericka: she said if my live-in boyfriend ever breaks up with me for being an unbalanced and irresponsible individual, i can always throw my featherbed across her couch.
brandon: did she say i was unbalanced?
ericka: no. she said that if my live-in boyfriend breaks up with me because im unbalanced, that i have a place to stay.
brandon: oh. i thought she was saying i was unbalanced, and i was thinking how rude bc she doesnt even know me. you? irresponsible? no. youre unbalanced, yes.
ericka: hey! i am not unbalanced!
brandon: yes, you are! you fall a lot!
ugh. its the never-ending story
eboogie80: On Thu, Aug 14, 2008 at 2:01 PM, Angelina wrote: some chick bought that photo of you - she liked your hat.
ryan: what the hell
eboogie80: ange put a pic of me in an art auction
eboogie80: and it was solded
ryan: damn
ryan: thats hard to believe
eboogie80: I KNOW
ryan: was Brandon in the pic?
eboogie80: nope
eboogie80: i know - really hard to believe then
ryan: wow. really hard to believe
eboogie80: I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER
eboogie80: LIAR
ryan: hahahaha
eboogie80: LIARLIARLIARLAIR
eboogie80: LAIR
eboogie80: jajajaja
ryan: jajajaja
i smell xmas gift for b →
in response to my previous blog about b taking all...
ryan: does brandon like football
ryan: NFL
eboogie80: not really.
eboogie80: hell pay attention to it, but it doesnt phase him
eboogie80: hed rather be attentive to college football
eboogie80: aka the georgia bulldogs
ryan: bromance=over
im sick. im bored. so what?
my life in a soundtrack. youre supposed to open itunes, put on shuffle, hit play and click next for each question. not exactly how ive mixed it before in my head, but whatever. enjoy.
Opening Credits: outro - the roots - phrenology. (this is already bad. ugh.) Waking Up: scrappy - bs2000 - simply mortified First Day At School: problems - bran van 3000 - glee Falling In Love: last night i dreamt...
i need these. like, neeeeeeeeeeeed.
hello kitty car decal
hello kitty paper shredder
?uestlove » “Hoodpods” →
July 2008
2 posts
reminds me a lot of no tippin pippin →
an open letter to chicago
dear chicago, i want to take this opportunity to apologize for saying you are a great city. how insensitive of me. do i think youre a better city when youre warmer than -13° without snow? defendant: guilty. almost better than when b leaves my apartment and i am able to turn my thermostat back up to 85°. almost. i swear, you have not lived or truly felt a cold apartment until you have stepped foot...
June 2008
13 posts
Thought:
when riding your mountain bike on a well-known exercise trail, is it customary to yell “go mountain bikes” when another mountain bike is crossing your path? just wondering bc it happened to me today. he even raised his fist in a black pantherish way.
when can i become a member of friends of the...
ok…so, a majority of my close friends are guys. ok ok, i take that back, all of my close friends are guys. all except 1, alisa. (love you, alisa) and being that my close friends are all guys, its been an on-running joke that b is slowly stealing all of them. by stealing them, i mean whenever i am asked to hang out and i agree, it is immediately followed by, “youre gonna bring b...
mami needs at&t to carry this. stat! →
i find this very funny for some reason →
i LOVE my friends!
From: Alex Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:39 AM To: Ericka Subject: As I watch the auditions for the dance crew show on MTV last night a few things kept repeating themselves I hate that I have to look at little momma in those dumb looking NY hats. I wanna step on everyone of those hats.. And then Save Lopez by the Bell almost ruins the experience dude is wack.. Then they dance and I...
best lunch evar:
one package of tuna wishbone italian vinaigarette dressing spray - the one thats 1 calorie per spray a little salt and pepper 5-6 crackers - whatever kind you like take tuna out of package and spray italian vinaigerette 10 times all over tuna. sprinkle salt and pepper to your liking. place in the microwave for 15 seconds, spread over crackers and ta da! you have yourself a very tasty lunch. :-D
its only wednesday. this week is totally dragging. someone please shoot me now. ugh.
realizing my good friends are really dorks:
luke: http://www.spreadfirefox.com/
luke: its down. firefox 3 launches at noon
luke: download it today!
luke: i'm even wearing my firefox tshirt
upon receiving news that new balance does not...
jose: so. given youre gringa. i will get you all the NB shoes you want if you marry me
jose: and...
jose: AND
jose: you still get to have sex with B
eboogie80: hahahahah
jose: that sound slike a deal to me if there ever was one
eboogie80: marry you, mate with another
eboogie80: yeah, but id still be married to you
eboogie80: who wants that?
jose: who cares, its win win
eboogie80: survey says...
eboogie80: ERR
jose: PLUS
jose: youd get to move to bahstahn
jose: i come with many perks
jose: hahah
eboogie80: haha
eboogie80: yeha but id have to LIVE with you
eboogie80: no way jose
eboogie80: no can do
jose: if megan can do it, you can do it
jose: plus, someone has to enforce the cleanliness
eboogie80: ha
jose: eh im just pissed. mostly because i dont know what the reasons behind not-sponsoring are
jose: not knowing sucks.
eboogie80: its a good question to ask
jose: i feel like a burned lover
eboogie80: maybe you should call the headquarters and disguise your voice and ask them
jose: haha
jose: well. you can say goodbye to your shoe hookups then
jose: the only lead i have left wouldnt benefit you
eboogie80: why? is it designing jock straps?
jose: lol
May 2008
3 posts
we really are mature. seriously...not really.
eboogie80 = me
brandon = significant other
eboogie80: thought youd like to know that im literally about to call wonder woman
brandon: NO WAY!!!
eboogie80: WAY
brandon: I DON’T BELIEVE YOU!!!
eboogie80: like i have her home and her cell phone
eboogie80: right in front of me
brandon: SHUT YOUR MOUTH
eboogie80: im serious hahahah
brandon: can you get me a picture w/ her?
eboogie80: she was apparently one of the founders of the national race
eboogie80: if you come to dc, ill try
brandon: oh yeah? that’s cool
eboogie80: yeah
brandon: ugh
brandon: well, you get a picture w/ her
eboogie80: and i have to call to make sure she has everything she needs for next week
eboogie80: dude
eboogie80: im gonna be totally geekin. i get to meet gabrielle union cynthia nixon AND wonder woman
eboogie80: wonder woman is my fav tho
brandon: I DON’T ASK YOU FOR MUCH. JUST GET A PICTURE W/ HER AND THEN WE CAN PHOTOSHOP YOU OUT AND ME IN…..GEEZ….WHY MUST YOU MAKE THINGS SO DIFFICULT????
brandon: no, that’s cool though
eboogie80: your head on my body
brandon: exactly
eboogie80: any case, ill let you get back to work while i call wonder woman and chat it up with her
eboogie80: see how the fam is doing
brandon: jealous
eboogie80: ask her if she found her invisible plane
eboogie80: bc sometimes i bet thats tricky
brandon: ask her if she’ll fly it to the race
eboogie80: haha
brandon: she forgets where she parked it
eboogie80: haha! yes!
eboogie80: xo
brandon: do you think she has a clicker for it?
eboogie80: she might even have a club
eboogie80: bc you know peeps are gonna want to steal it
eboogie80: can never be too safe
brandon: is the club invisible too
brandon: ?
eboogie80: well how would she find that too
eboogie80: like
eboogie80: if she had a clicker would there be a little blinking red light on the dash?
brandon: yes
brandon: duh
eboogie80: does the invisible plane have windows?
brandon: doubt it
brandon: does it need radar?
eboogie80: well…
eboogie80: how else is she gonna know where the enemy is
eboogie80: oh…
eboogie80: wait
eboogie80: its invisible
eboogie80: i still say yes
brandon: you obviously know nothing about aviation
eboogie80: whatever
brandon: lol
eboogie80: like you know
brandon: please. I’ve had many a model planes growing up
eboogie80: NOT INVISIBLE
eboogie80: NOT LIKE WONDER WOMANS
brandon: you don’t know
eboogie80: i do know
brandon: I could only get the invisible ones half done. I’d drop a piece in the carpet and you know….good luck finding it
eboogie80: i cant believe you had a wonder woman playset
and after convos like this, i heart him more and more every single day.
interestante
first blog site that i actually like the design/interface on. think i might stick with it. hugs.
